December 2011
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He also "Took some Adderall and is feeling...
I was just asked if I'm ready to "Take this bitch...
Ummm….sure
Don't drink and drive. Period.
mfs:santosha65:
- and don’t ride with anybody who does.
Tipsy Tow offered by AAA: You don’t have to be a AAA member:
from 6pm-6am on New Year’s Eve/Day they will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE.
Save this number… 1-800-222-4357.
Spread the word.
IMPORTANT
11 Quotes From 2011 →
think-progress:
1. “There’s been class warfare going on for the last 20 years, and my class has won.” — Warren Buffett
2. “Gay rights are human rights and human rights are gay rights.” — Hillary Clinton
3. “Today, we are all Troy Anthony Davis. Tonight, a little piece of all of us will die.” — Rep. John Lewis (D-GA)
4. “Ask Osama bin Laden and the 22-out-of-30 top al-Qaida leaders who’ve been...
I love both these people. But I would only have sex with one of them.
What can I say? White hair turns me on…
VIDEO: TNT's NBA Christmas Day Promo Is The Best... →
sbnation:
Gave me goosebumps.
DAMN. This actually gets me excited about basketball.
Remember no man is a failure who has friends. Thanks for the wings.
– Its A Wonderful Life (via elizabethanne)
New Jersey's New Congressional Map →
(Story from PolitickerNJ by Darryll R. Isherwood)
A source reports congressional redistricting commission 13th member John Farmer Jr. has chosen the map submitted by the GOP.
Farmer notified commission members this morning and the official vote is slated for 10 a.m.
The Republican map combines portions of Districts 5, 8 and 9 to make two districts, including one that will likely pit...
He’s either a lying politician or a piece of shit.
– Newt Gingrich’s spokesman RC Hammond on Mitt Romney’s SuperPAC dodge - @jonathanweisman (via brooklynmutt)
The two are not mutually exclusive.
(via joshsternberg)
Do you think Newt will feel ashamed giving a keynote address at the Republican Convention praising Republican Nominee Romney?
Trick...
'Cougar Town' Viewing Parties Coming to a City... →
laughterkey:
My only question is will Danny Pudi be at the Sarasota gathering? Because if so I am ALL OVER that 45 minute drive.
Going.
it's a festivus miracle →
If you have a friend out there who you love, you’re going to love this video.
Official: 'The Dark Knight Rises' Theatrical... →
popculturebrain:
!!!
I’ve watched the shitty bootleg version almost on loop this weekend. But the real deal is finally here. I feel all giggly and silly.
Google "let it snow"
Do it.
Kim Jong Il is dead, and millions of North Koreans... →
2011 was just a really shitty year for dictators.
mohandasgandhi:
And may 2012 be worse.
brooklynmutt:
Christopher Hitchens destroys David Berlinski’s assertion that the Nazi party was Darwinistic or in anyway secular.
That’s how you do it. That’s how you debate.
The show went on sale at noon on Saturday, December 10th. 12 hours later, we had...
– Comedian and actor LOUIS C.K., on his successful online experiment selling copies of his latest special without a distributor. (via inothernews)
Pretty goddamn stoked for Louis C.K. with this. It looks like he took a page from what Kevin Smith did with Red State, and I support it wholeheartedly....