February 2010
celine dion is one of the most under appreciated...
sparkleneelysparkle:
everyone needs to step up and recognize
(all these celebz are gonna be PISSED when they see the cut aways of themselves in 3d glasses. they all look like goddamn idiots)
I won’t point out the irony of someone who says “celine dion is one of the most under appreciated artists of our time” stating that OTHER people look like “goddamn idiots.”
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Louis C.K. Still Smoothing Out Edges of Most... →
theduty:
seriously.
no no no.
…SERIOUSLY.
I don’t know whats worse, the joke, or the fact that I think he kinda has a point.
20 Greatest Extended Takes In Movie History →
January 2010
Jersey Shore: Where should they go for Season 2? →
The cast will return for a second season for a hefty $10,000/episode, but the Jersey Shore will not be the setting for the new season.
This was inevitable. Unfortunately there is no way that they would be able to survive another summer in Seaside Heights without being dismembered at any club they tried to enter.
But nevertheless, any situation with The Situation is guaranteed to be an...
Student Kills Intruder with Samurai Sword after... →
absurdlakefront:
three50eight:
via gizmodo
Please note: nerds can be both arcane AND dangerous.
I just caught the last 10 minutes of Sarah...
And it was the best 10 minutes of television I’ve ever seen.
Rubbing out the last "Fuck You" in the world...
peterwknox:
J.D. Salinger died today. He was for the kids that didn’t fit in and became popular in spite of all that, paving this path for the likes of Stephen Chbosky, Wes Anderson, and many others, even decades later.
To say our lives won’t change significantly (although we’ll act like they did) is an understatement; the last new thing published by him was in 1965. He may have wrote:
What...
“Boy, when you’re dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die...”
– J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye (via fullcredit) (via peterwknox)
God I hate when on one hand, Republicans talk...
sds:
danielholter:
think4yourself:
and on the other…vote down every fucking social program designed to help those in most need
You mean there’s a lack of consistency and integrity in religion and politics?!!
What a stupid thing to say, think4yourself. Since when does a biblical conviction about caring for others automatically translate into liberal social programs?
I’m no...
“Looks like Jesus. Acts like Judas. Plays like Mary.”
– K-Troll on Johnny Damon, which happens to be the single greatest description of a professional athlete in history.
But we do still love you Johnny…
I find it equal parts ironic and astounding that a...
However, I had to chuckle as Simon told a girl that her look was punk rock cliche while sitting next to the girl who wrote the fucking book on it.
11 most scandalous Saved by the Bell revelations... →
(via sraz)
I’m sure that 90% of this is pure bullshit, but its worth a read because its entertaining, and hey, you don’t actually want to buy the book do you?
Tim Tebow Super Bowl Ad: Anti-Abortion Commercial... →
Tim Tebow has every right to voice his opinions on abortion. Just because I don’t agree with him doesn’t mean he shouldn’t use his celebrity to further a cause for which he believes.
That being said, KEEP YOUR FUCKING ABORTION ARGUMENT OUT OF MY MOTHER FUCKING SUPER BOWL. THERE IS A TIME AND PLACE FOR THIS SHIT.
CONGRESS? Sure.
CHURCH? Fuck Yes.
FOLLOWING A COMMERCIAL...
reblog with birthday &holiday
wildinnocent:
asideofstache:
myhelterskelter:
dearstephie:
http://www.holidayinsights.com/moreholidays/ find your holiday there!
July 10 // Teddy bear picnic day ;D
i officially have THE WORST holiday on my birthday. lame.
August 28 // Race Your Mouse Day
April 13th : Blame Someone Else Day (also Scrabble day.)
February 9: Bagels & Lox Day / Toothache Day — do those go...
Matt Schaub, Vince Young, and David Garrard are...
I was all about having the Pro Bowl before the Super Bowl, but this is rigoddamndiculous.
Sure Favre threw an interception late in the game,...
(via betweennowandforever)
The Vikings losing was not Favre’s fault. In fact, you could argue that if he had stayed on the bench when he hurt his ankle, something A LOT of other quarterbacks would have done, they wouldn’t have had the chance to blow the field goal try at the end of regulation.
Not to mention the fact that Favre was the reason that they got so far in the first place,...
Overheard at the Devils Game
Dad: All you have to do tonight is boo whenever #91 touches the puck.
5 year old son: Why?
Dad: Because Mommy and Daddy used to love Scott Gomez, but then he went to the fucking Rangers.
5 year old son: The fucking Rangers?
Dad: That's the only time you can say that word.
5 year old son: What? Rangers?
It only makes sense
NFC CHAMPIONS:
2008: Arizona Cardinals 2009: New Orleans Saints 2010: ?Detroit Lions?
“Hopefully they won’t destroy this place.”
– Reggie Bush, when asked what he thought the city would do following the win last night, while looking around the Superdome.
Yikes, Reggie.