December 2009
Steve Smith Gets Robbed
betweennowandforever:
Steve Smith, the wide receiver of New York Giants was not selected to the Pro Bowl. Not as a starter, not as a backup, not as a reserve. This is robbery.
He leads all of football on third down catches. He currently leads the NFC in receptions (97) and is third in yardage (1163). Both of those numbers are Giant single season records.
Steve Smith has been robbed.
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One year ago..
Was the day I registered and made my first post on Tumblr. Little did I know how much time it would suck away from me over the next 365 days. My tumblarity has shot up and hurdled down. I’ve made just under 1700 posts and have over 170 pages of a scrapbook of a year in my life. Its pretty cool when you sit back and think about it. All the different moods, ideas, laughs, its actually...
Watching "Hoarders." Did you know that "certified...
(via inothernews)
Yes. And all you have to do is beat Tetris.
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“This is not good football that we are seeing from the Washington Redskins.”
– Jon Gruden’s expert analysis of a 24-0 Giants/Redskins game.
Thanks Jon. Thanks a lot.
50 Best Catch Phrases of the Decade →
passthemike:
missblogger:
(via stalk)
a little will farrell heavy… but pretty good.
It’s sad how many of these I say on a regular basis.
Great list from top to bottom, but the top 10 is pitch perfect.
Do you think that somewhere in Hollywood, Sam...
I certainly hope so.
And I also hope that Sam Worthington is somewhere out there, drunk and yelling on a roof at a high school party.
Recipe for "Snooki Punch"
ohryankelley:
1 shot Jägermeister
1 shot Malibu pineapple rum
Splash of 7-up
Grenadine
Garnish with tears
“It’s the Jersey Shore…”
– Snooki’s response to her mother calling the beach dirty.
I wish someone would punch her in the face.
Oh, wait…
“You gotta stay fresh to death.”
– Pauly D
Its like a fucking factory for ridiculous quotes. I can’t even handle it.
“Chill out Freckles McGee!”
– The Situation
I know I should hate it. I know I shouldn’t watch. But goddammit, Jersey Shore is the greatest accomplishment in the history of television.
You Missed It: Most Unfairly Overlooked Movies Of... →
robot-heart:
azspot:
When people look back on the early years of the new millennium they’ll remember it for movies like The Dark Knight and Lord of the Rings. Or they’ll geek out with their friends about the cult classics they discovered together, rewatching copies of the original version of Donnie Darko or spreading around copies of Idiocracy and laughing at its accuracy. Or we’ll remember...
We'll get to say "Merry Christmas"
The same day that people wouldn’t be offended if someone wished them a Happy Hanukkah or a Happy Kwanzaa.
Religious over-sensitivity goes both ways. And if you are ever offended by someone genuinely wishing you a happy or merry anything, you can go fuck yourself, because you are an idiot.
But most people will never see it that way, so Happy Holidays it shall be.
The Holy Answer for the Unholy "Jersey Shore"
I just rediscovered this today. It’s an old joke, but seems to have found new meaning nowadays.
Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the Archangel, found Him resting on the seventh day. He inquires of God, “Where have you been?” God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downward through the clouds....
Watchthink4yourself:
thedailywhat:
Stop What You’re Doing And Watch The Hell Out Of This of the Day: And just like that, the Iron Man 2 trailer makes its way online.
In theaters May 7, 2010.
[via.]
This looks to just be more of the original: pure, unadulterated cinematic bliss. I cannot wait.
Watchnotthatkindagay:
inothernews: bmichael:
Alicia Keys - Empire State of Mind (Part II) Broken Down (live on The Colbert Report)
Sharing this for one reason: Stephen Colbert raps the Jay-Z verse with his own upper-middle class spin. FREAKING AMAZING. (thisistheglamorous)
“Babe, you should be walking the dog, not watching Cake Farts.”
– My girlfriend uttering the quote of the millennium to me.
If you are unfamiliar with Cake Farts, well, click below. But I warn you it is EXACTLY what you are expecting, and some things just can’t be unseen.
Now, lets get this done…
Watchthedailywhat:
This Is Funny, You Should Watch It If You’re Not At Work Or At Work But Wearing Headphones of the Day: All-around funny fuck Donald Glover (AKA Dong Lover) stars in the first truly funny Tiger Woods parody video.
Also: The first truly throw-up-in-my-mouth-a-little Tiger Woods parody video.
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Reports: Alex Rodriguez and Kate Hudson break up
brooklynmutt:
The gossips tonight bring us the sad news of the breakup of New York Yankees slugger Alex Rodriguez and actress Kate Hudson. The power couple have apparently decided to part ways, a Hudson pal confirmed to US Weekly.
via julierubes via suntimes
I would like to be the first to thank the woman who was single-handedly vaginadley responsible for the Yankees’ World Series run.
MTV Pulls Snooki Punch from Upcoming "Jersey... →
Good thing I’ve seen it looped online close to 100 times.
