January 2009
Super Bowl Drinking Game
I’m working on my annual Super Bowl Drinking Game. Here’s what I have so far. Any more suggestions?
YOU MUST DRINK EVERY:
Time the game is referred to as being the biggest game in the world
Time John Madden circles something
Time its mentioned that Ken Whisenhunt used to coach for the Steelers
Time Hines Ward smiles
Mention of Anquan Boldin’s argument with the Cardinals’...
“If we had Plax on our team, we go 15-1 and we win the Super Bowl, and I’m not...”
– Brandon Jacobs discussing Plaxico Burress. I don’t doubt this. However, I still don’t think he’ll play for the Giants ever again.
heidelweiss:
kari-shma:
...
WHY CAN'T I FIND ANY GOOD PICTURES OR VIDEO OF...
(via notthatkindagay)
Because Lorne Michaels is a Nazi when it comes to SNL material. It’s almost imposssible to find old sketches on the interweb.
The Curse of Harry Potter →
So lets see, a 72 year old dies, a stuntman working with an explosion gets injured, and an actor playing a bit part gets stabbed to death. This over the course of 7 films. I’m not sold. However, you want to see a real curse? Check out Terry Gilliam’s career production problems and you’ll wonder if he took a dump in an Indian burial ground at some point during his Monty Python...
“Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman’s back,...”
– “Crash” Davis, Bull Durham (1988) (jeralyndwile via noahkai via kurisutin via sharpless) (via girlindc) (via think4yourself)
1.27.09
joshawesome:
thrillicka:
joshawesome:
qod:
What would be your porn name?
It’s your first pet and the street you grew up on.
ie, mine is Babette Courtland.
I’m glamorous.
Thanks for answering. :)
Bootcie Prospect.
Hells yea. That is a good one.
Shut up. that is amazing.
Haha yeah. Some friends of mine were discussing it awhile ago and how we should all go into the porn industry....
Springsteen Announces New Tour Dates →
Now just to figure out which one(s) I want to go to.
1.27.09
joshawesome:
qod:
What would be your porn name?
It’s your first pet and the street you grew up on.
ie, mine is Babette Courtland.
I’m glamorous.
Thanks for answering. :)
Bootcie Prospect.
Hells yea. That is a good one.
Mickey Hudson. BOOM.
“When life gives you lemons, just say ‘Fuck the lemons,’ and bail.”
– –Paul Rudd’s character Chuck in Forgetting Sarah Marshall (via frangry)
Looks like Seth Rogen’s ‘Green Hornet’ movie is... →
peterwknox:
davidpress:
I was doubtful about Seth Rogen, but Stephen Chow made me optimistic. So we’ll see.
This would be sad. I was excited to see Rogen in such a different role.
Pretty shocked to hear this. I know Seth really wanted to do this, and seeing as he’s one of the hottest commodities in Hollywood right now, he should be able to get just about anything through.
I implore you to click through and watch last... →
peterwknox:
Because after you’re done watching LeBron take over the game, again, and make his first career buzzer beater to win, you’ll believe he can be bigger than Jordan. Just give it time. Amazing highlight package and worth your watch.
Easy now. Lets please not forget how retardedly good Jordan was in his prime. 6 titles, and the fact that he did this shit like every night.
Belgian creche stabbings: suspect quoted Heath... →
Sonuvabitch stabbed two babies and a caretaker to death on the anniversary of Heath’s death. I hate this shit.
No Samuel L. Jackson OR Mickey Rourke in Iron Man... →
I can’t believe this. Not even a year after Marvel was the toast of the town after making two of the most biggest and most fun superhero films ever, they are now pulling this Hollywood studio bullshit. Get your shit together Marvel.
David Bergman 1,474-Megapixel Pic of Obama's... →
rhodyram:
theduty:
fucking stunning.
“I made a panoramic image showing the nearly two million people who watched President Obama’s inaugural address. To do so, I clamped a Gigapan Imager to the railing on the north media platform about six feet from my photo position. The Gigapan is a robotic camera mount that allows me to take multiple images and stitch them together, creating a massive image...
Dreams from last night included
notthatkindagay:
muppetpants:
With all of these dreams, I think you have some deep-seeded heterosexual tendencies. If heteros call other people fags and beat people up when they’re questioning their own sexuality, I guess you should go to the mall and interior design?
How about you come down to the Caribou and let me thrash you around a bit and call you “breeder?”
Actually, I think the...
Williams And Matilda 'Should Collect Ledger's... →
While it would be incredibly touching to see it, something makes me think that Heath would be horrified to see his young daughter used in such a way. I think Nolan will accept it if he wins, or possibly his parents.
Chiefs fire Edwards; Shanahan next? →
Despite the fact that I really like Edwards, it was a move that had to be made.
What was your first job?
notthatkindagay:
kimboslice:
thephenthouse:
Working in a fish market off the docks of Long Beach Island, NJ. You?
Working at the Maidenform outlet store in Flemington, NJ.
Here’s what I learned: Old, fat women with big tatas have no shame.
I saw a lot of things I wish I hadn’t at that job.
Delivering newspapers.
That meant waking up every morning before dawn to peddle my bike 5 miles...
Oscar Nominations
So here’s the deal. I’ve heard people say it for years, but I’ve finally jumped on board in the agreement that the Academy is an absolute fucking joke. How out of touch are these people? I don’t know if I read a single critic’s top 5 films this year which did not include either The Dark Knight or Wall-E. And here neither are recognized, yet The Reader, a film I...
