1. dangerguerrero:

    neilcicierega:

    You may say I’m a dreamer

    but the media men beg to differ

    The greatest thing I have ever heard, and it’s not even close.

    (via kiss-distinctly-american)

     
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  3. (Source: merecash, via peterwknox)

     
  4. fishcustardandthecumberbeast:

    tsundereslasher:

    E.T., what about E.T.?

    That moment when Jeremy realises he’s in his 40’s.

    (via sorachamary)

     

  5. "Thank you, April showers, for bringing May flowers. But more importantly, for washing away all of March’s bull shit."
    — Thank You Notes (via fallontonight)
     
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  7. section9:

    I know a dog I want to drop….

    (Source: jocelynejunker, via laughterkey)

     
  8. cartoonpolitics:

    "I have spent my life judging the distance between American reality and the American dream." ~ Bruce Springsteen

    (via cognitivedissonance)

     

  9. 1. Hank Aaron compares Modern GOP to KKK.
    2. Article is linked on Drudge Report.
    3. Conservatives get SUPER offended by the assertion.
    4. Said conservatives start posting insanely racist comments on the article, thus proving Aaron’s point.

    Just a few choice excerpts:

    "I laughed My rear off when I saw the picture with Hank with his hands in the air like He’s being arrested. That’s the Black Mans Default position!"

    "Hank, just another black slaver. Never forget the blacks sold their own kind to those jewish ships put of Boston and NYC.""


    "Blacks are all so ,so blinded by their racism & hatred of whites,not unlike all other non-whites.Most of them have an IQ very close to that of Forrest Gump’s,so I guess we cant really blame them. We should have picked our own cotton. Very big miscalculation on the part of our founders."

    "You’re a plantation democrat slave!

    "Hank Aaron should be lynched."

     
  10. (Source: angryblackman, via laughterkey)